(real) one-hit wonder of the week – “White Horse” | LAID BACK | 1984.

Between late 1979 and the end of 1989, there were nearly 500 (real) one-hit wonders of the 80s that reached the BILLBOARD Hot 100 just one time, a list that includes Soft Cell, Gary Numan, Timbuk 3, The Church, Bronski Beat, Nik Kershaw, The Buggles, The Waitresses, Ultravox and two different bands named The Silencers.  Once a week or so, I’ll highlight a (real) one-hit wonder for you.

When it comes to music from Denmark, you don’t really hear about Danish acts making much noise here in America.  But, it occasionally does happen.  In 1997, the Bubblegum Pop band Aqua had a big Top 10 earworm with “Barbie Girl.”  In 2003, the Danish Pop-Dance duo who called themselves Junior Senior had a huge European hit with the catchy “Move Your Feet” (which danced its way to a number of American commercials and on the BILLBOARD Dance chart, and quickly onto my music library as well).

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The only other act from Denmark that comes to mind for me is Laid Back, a duo from Copenhagen who formed in 1979 and who have a talent for seamlessly moving from one genre to another without missing a beat, going from Electronic and Synthpop to Funk to Post-Disco to New Wave.

Laid Back is John Guldberg (vocals / guitar / bass) and Tim Stahl (vocals / keyboards / drums / bass), and they are still together after 40 years!  Their debut single in 1980, “Maybe I’m Crazy,” went straight to No. 1 in their homeland of Denmark, but global success would elude them for awhile.  In 1983, their second album, KEEP SMILING, was released.  The first single from the album (released in advance of the record) was “Sunshine Reggae.”  This time, it not only reached No. 1 in Denmark, but it also reached No. 1 in Austria and spent six weeks at No. 1 in Germany, as well as Top 10 rankings in Belgium, The Netherlands and Switzerland.

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Over here in America, however, the global hit single “Sunshine Reggae” was not embraced at all.  Radio and club DJs around the U.S.A. instead decided to embrace the Funk-influenced, New Wave Dance-driven B-side of “Sunshine Reggae,” “White Horse,” which led the song to be re-released as its own A-sided single in late 1983.

It didn’t take long for “White Horse” to reach No. 1 on the BILLBOARD Dance chart in February 1984, where it stayed on top for three weeks.  Over on the BILLBOARD Hot 100, “White Horse” debuted at No. 85 at the end of February 1984, sandwiched between Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding Out For A Hero” and The Romantics’ “One In A Million.”  “White Horse” galloped off to a slow start, but would end up surpassing those two songs on the Hot 100 in the coming weeks.

It took “White Horse” 10 weeks of steadily climbing the BILLBOARD Hot 100 to finally reach the Top 40.  The following week, it climbed a fast 10 spots to No. 27 (keeping the pace of Duran Duran’s “The Reflex”), but the next week, in mid-May 1984, it inched up just one spot to No. 26, where it stayed for a couple of weeks before falling out of the Top 40.  “White Horse” spent a total of 18 weeks on the Hot 100 before falling out the end of June 1984. 

Even though the 5:45 12” and 4:42 album versions (which featured the word “bitch” used about half a dozen times), were trimmed down to a clean three-and-a-half minute single edit, some cite the quick peak of “White Horse” based on the lyrics and the subject matter (which has “the white horse” and “the white pony” as references to heroin and cocaine use).  ROLLING STONE once described “White Horse” as prolly “the most unconvincing anti-drug song of all-time.”  And co-writer Tim Stahl once said, “Another cute anecdote about the song was when we got a letter from a little girl in Jutland [Denmark] in 1983, thanking us for making a song for her white pony.”  Aaaah, youth…

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Around the globe, “White Horse” reached No. 15 in the Netherlands, No. 18 in Belgium, No. 28 in Canada, No. 49 in New Zealand, and over on BILLBOARD’s R&B chart, it reached an impressive peak of No. 5. 81Hg9QbGmmL

NERDY FUN FACT: Perhaps it was that No. 5 R&B peak that piqued Prince’s interest in the song.  According to the 2017 book about Prince by author Ben Greenman, DIG IF YOU WILL THE PICTURE: FUNK, SEX, GOD, AND GENIUS IN THE MUSIC OF PRINCE, the synth line in “Erotic City” was “inspired by, if not borrowed from” “White Horse.”  I never made the connection before, but I can hear it now.

Though “White Horse” was Laid Back’s only BILLBOARD Hot 100 hit, the duo remains together today and have released many albums and compilations over the years, with 2013’s UPTIMISTIC MUSIC being their most recent album.  They even won the Danish equivalent of an Academy Award, a Robert, for composing the 2001 soundtrack for the film, FLYVENDE FARMOR.

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I mentioned / half-joked about the word “youth” a few paragraphs ago.  That term hits home for me as well.  I was 17 years and two weeks old when “White Horse” was a hit here in America.  It was actually the No. 1 Dance song in America on my 17th birthday.  And, you know, at 17, I didn’t care or think or know anything about the song being drug-related.  All I thought was that it was a cool, quirky, kick-ass, Funky-meets-New Wave Dance song that didn’t sound like anything else on the radio at the time.  And, 35 years later, I still think it’s a cool, quirky, kick-ass, Funky-meets-New Wave Dance song that doesn’t sound like anything else out there, and somehow managed to be a hit for a little while…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYJf6CJXV8

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song of the day – “Holding Out For A Hero” | BONNIE TYLER | 1984.

With 13 million copies sold to date in the U.S. alone and 24 total weeks at No. 1 on BILLBOARD’s album chart in 1984 and 1985 (plus nearly a 25th week on top following Prince’s sad passing in 2016), Prince’s brilliant 1984 album, PURPLE RAIN, reigns purple and all the colors of the 80s movie soundtrack rainbow.

1987’s DIRTY DANCING soundtrack sways in (Swayze’s in?) at No. 2 with 11 million copies sold here in America.  And, at No. 3 with nine million copies sold in the U.S. to date, it’s one of two 80s soundtracks that generated six Top 40 hits on BILLBOARD’s Hot 100 chart – 1984’s FOOTLOOSE (1980’s URBAN COWBOY was the other).

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Bonnie Tyler in 1984.

In early 1984, then-32-year-old Welsh singer Bonnie Tyler was still riding the wave of her big worldwide No. 1 song from 1983, “Total Eclipse Of The Heart,” which was written and produced by Jim Steinman.  Best known for his work with Meat Loaf, Jim Steinman also produced and/or wrote songs for Air Supply, Barry Manilow, Billy Squier, Celine Dion and even The Sisters Of Mercy (“This Corrosion” and “More”).  (Is it wrong for me to ever hope for a Jim Steinman compilation album?  Because I really want to see Celine Dion and The Sisters Of Mercy back-to-back on that album.)

On the BILLBOARD Hot 100 this week in 1984, Kenny Loggins’ title song from FOOTLOOSE was dancing its way up the Top 40 (much to the dismay of the Rev. John Lithgow), and Bonnie Tyler debuted at No. 84 with “Holding Out For A Hero,” the second single released from the soundtrack.

The anthemic, synth-drum heavy “Holding Out For A Hero” (produced and co-written by Jim Steinman and FOOTLOOSE screenwriter Dean Pitchford) looked like it was going to be another big hit for the FOOTLOOSE soundtrack, and for Bonnie Tyler, as it debuted in the Top 40 while Kenny Loggins’ “Footloose” was No. 1. 

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But, here in the U.S., Bonnie Tyler ended up holding out for a hero (or rather, that next big American hit).  “Holding Out For A Hero” spent two quick weeks at No. 34 in April 1984, and quickly removed itself from the Hot 100.  After all these years, I’m still kinda surprised it wasn’t a big hit here in America, considering how big both the FOOTLOOSE film and soundtrack were, not to mention almost everything Jim Steinman produces and/or writes does well. 

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In parts of the globe, however, “Holding Out For A Hero” performed like a hero, spending a week at No. 1 in Ireland in late September 1985, and reaching No. 2 in the U.K. in 1985 (it peaked at No. 96 during its initial run), and it spent eight weeks at No. 2 in Canada and a total of 31 weeks on that chart.

“Holding Out For A Hero” has appeared in several films and TV shows over the years, with the biggest cover appearing in 2004’s SHREK 2, sung by the comedic star of that film and ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, Jennifer Saunders.

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Jennifer Saunders belting out “Holding Out For A Hero” in 2004’s SHREK 2.

The song came back on my radar after appearing first during Super Bowl LI, in a commercial for the Kia Niro hybrid SUV.  Legendary comic actress Melissa McCarthy stars in the ad, with Bonnie Tyler’s anthem providing the background inspiration.  Melissa travels around the globe to do what she can to stop environmental disasters.  It’s pretty funny, but then again, so is Melissa McCarthy.

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33 years later, I don’t think I would necessarily classify “Holding Out For A Hero” as a guilty pleasure for me, though I could see where someone would think that.  I’ve always been a fan of the song, actually, and it was frequently requested on STUCK IN THE 80s over the show’s 20-year history. 

Whether or not anyone reading this blog post is still holding out for their own hero, I’m glad Bonnie Tyler’s 1984 anthem from a low-budget movie about the power of and right to dance is still getting some love in 2017…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

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(real) one-hit wonder of the week – “Axel F” | HAROLD FALTERMEYER | 1985.

Between late 1979 and the end of 1989, there were nearly 500 (real) one-hit wonders of the 80s that reached the BILLBOARD Hot 100 just one time, a list that includes Soft Cell, Gary Numan, Timbuk 3, The Church, Bronski Beat, Nik Kershaw, The Buggles, The Waitresses, Ultravox and two different bands named The Silencers.  Once a week, I’ll highlight a (real) one-hit wonder for you.

Released in December 1984, the critically-acclaimed film BEVERLY HILLS COP not only shot Eddie Murphy into superstardom, the action comedy was one of the biggest films of the 1980s, and for nearly 20 years, it was the biggest R-rated film of all-time (today, it’s ranked at No. 7). 

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BEVERLY HILLS COP was even nominated for an Academy Award (Best Original Screenplay), two Golden Globe Awards, and won a Grammy Award for Best Soundtrack Score Album.  Thirteen people shared that Grammy Award, including Keith Forsey (Billy Idol, THE BREAKFAST CLUB score) and a Munich, Germany-born musician, composer and producer – Harold Faltermeyer.

Harold Faltermeyer has scored nearly 20 films, including BEVERLY HILLS COP II, FLETCH, THE RUNNING MAN, THIEF OF HEARTS and TOP GUN (both with Giorgio Moroder), and contributed to several more, including MIDNIGHT EXPRESS and AMERICAN GIGOLO (again, with Giorgio Moroder).  But, Harold Faltermeyer didn’t get his start in films.  Over the years, he’s worked as a songwriter, producer, arranger, musician and remixer for artists like The Sylvers, Janis Ian, Sparks, Laura Branigan, Billy Idol, Pet Shop Boys and Bonnie Tyler. Bad_Girls_LP

What started as a 1978 trip to Los Angeles to help Giorgio Moroder with the MIDNIGHT EXPRESS soundtrack turned into a 10-year collaboration between Giorgio Moroder and Harold Faltermeyer.  In 1979, Harold was involved with Giorgio on the making of BAD GIRLS, the double album by the Queen of Disco, Donna Summer.  Harold co-wrote five songs on the the album, including the first single, “Hot Stuff.” 

“Hot Stuff” was a massive hit that spent 3 weeks at No. 1 on the BILLBOARD Hot 100 and 14 weeks in the Top 10.  For 4 of those weeks, “Hot Stuff” and 5-week No. 1 “Bad Girls” (which Harold Faltermeyer arranged) were in the Top 3 simultaneously.

In 1984 and 1985, Harold got his big break with the BEVERLY HILLS COP soundtrack.  In addition to scoring the film, Harold also co-wrote (with Keith Forsey) Glenn Frey’s hit from the film, “The Heat Is On” (which spent a week at No. 2 on the Hot 100 in March 1985) and “Axel F,” the Synthpop instrumental theme from the film.

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Sticking bananas in the tailpipe of an unmarked police vehicle – the inspiration behind the instrumental “Axel F.”

Originally referred to by Harold Faltermeyer as “the banana theme” (“You’re not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe?!”), “Axel F” (short for Eddie Murphy’s character, Axel Foley) was a huge hit in its own right, spending three weeks at No. 3 on the Hot 100 in June 1985 (held out of the top spot by two big No. 1 songs – “Everything She Wants” by Wham! and “Everybody Wants To Rule The World” by Tears For Fears).

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Around the globe, “Axel F” was a huge hit, reaching No. 1 in Holland and Ireland, and the Top 10 in the U.K., Austria, Belgium, Canada, Germany, New Zealand and Switzerland, plus No. 1 on BILLBOARD’s Dance chart AND Adult Contemporary chart (no easy feat), and No. 13 on the R&B chart.

In 2005, “Axel F” became a massive hit again, this time in the form of a novelty song by Crazy Frog (also known as the “Crazy Frog Song” – some of my youngest nieces enjoyed that version, God help me).  Somehow, this version was even bigger than the original, reaching No. 1 in 11 countries, while here in the U.S., it stopped (thankfully) at No. 50.cop_out

Most recently, Harold Faltermeyer scored – at the request of one of my all-time favorite directors, Kevin Smith – the 2010 film, COP OUT, starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan.

Though “Axel F” was Harold only American hit, he did reach No. 1 on the Hot 100 one more time as a writer, on Bob Seger’s “Shakedown” (from BEVERLY HILLS COP II; co-written with Bob Seger and Keith Forsey).  It was nominated for an Academy Award and a Golden Globe Award.

Now 63, Harold Faltermeyer’s been pretty quiet for the past several years, but to me, he’ll always be a hit-writing, film-scoring, Synthpop pioneer, and the lone hit under his own name lives on for eternity through one of THE best films ever, by way of a banana…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx2gvHjNhQ0

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album of the week – RIO | DURAN DURAN | 1982.

This past Tuesday, (4.12.16), my dear friend Shawn (a former Mainer living for many years now in NYC) and I had the amazing opportunity to see Duran Duran perform at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, with Chic featuring Nile Rodgers opening! 

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I have long known that Nile Rodgers has worked with Duran Duran regularly since turning the 1983 album version of “The Reflex” into a remix that hit No. 1 worldwide in the Spring and Summer of 1984, so when I saw the pairing of Chic and Duran Duran, I knew I wanted to be there.

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Duran Duran in 2015.

The show was more phenomenal than I ever expected, one of the best I’ve ever seen, and in the largest venue I’ve ever attended for a concert.  Duran Duran was promoting their great 2015 album, PAPER GODS, an album that brought them back to the Top 10 of the BILLBOARD Album chart for the first time since their second self-titled effort reached the upper echelon in 1993 (oft-referred to as THE WEDDING ALBUM). 

 

During the show, Duran Duran scattered songs from PAPER GODS, inbetween a barrage of hits spanning decades, and a couple of surprises, including their excellent 1995 cover of “White Lines” (originally a 1984 hit by Grandmaster Melle Mel), and a bit of “Space Oddity,” their tribute to David Bowie, mixed in as a medley with “Planet Earth.”  Duran Duran and David Bowie toured together in the U.S. in 1987, and they were all friends. 

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Duran Duran paying tribute to their mentor, hero and friend, David Bowie.

According to Duran Duran’s website, David Bowie was a mentor and hero to the band.  Weeks after David Bowie’s passing, Duran keyboardist extraordinaire Nick Rhodes told BILLBOARD magazine, “There was no question that as a musician, David Bowie was the singular person who inspired me more than anyone else to become a musician.” 

With the concert still very fresh in my mind, I couldn’t think of a better album to feature as my “album of the week” than their brilliant 1982 album (and one of my all-time favorite albums of any decade), RIO. 

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RIO was released in May 1982, and was the second album for the Birmingham, England quintet.  Compared to their 1981 self-titled debut album, RIO sounded more like New Romantics than New Wave.  The New Romantics genre was a pop culture offshoot of New Wave and Synthpop, incorporating visual and fashion styles along with the music.  Bands like Visage, Ultravox and Spandau Ballet would also fit this New Romantics category of music.  New Romanticism was once referred to as a reaction to Punk, influenced by the likes of David Bowie and Roxy Music.  And with MTV not even a year old in May 1982, Duran Duran took advantage of the short-form video format and then some, practically single-handedly put themselves (and MTV) on the map.  Their popular videos were filmed in places like Sri Lanka even scored them their only two Grammy Awards to date, in 1984 (for Short-Form and Long-Form video).

Back in 1982 and 1983, I was in high school, and didn’t have a lot of money, so you could say I was a “card-carrying” member of the Columbia House Record and Tape Club.  One of the first albums I ever picked up through Columbia House was RIO.  When RIO was first released, it didn’t do well here in the U.S., so the band recruited producer David Kershenbaum (later one-half of David + David), and he remixed some songs for the band.  There were two versions of RIO released here in the U.S., containing mixes from Duran Duran’s CARNIVAL and NIGHT VERSIONS EPs.  The only difference between the first and second U.S. versions is that, on the second version, “Hungry Like The Wolf” was switched from the U.S. album remix to the Night Version, and that’s the version Columbia House sent me, so it will be the version of RIO that I talk about here.

RIO starts off with the sensational title track, which was released as the fourth and final single from the album in the U.K., and the second single here in America.  It was a big hit worldwide, reaching the Top 10 in the U.K., Canada and Ireland, and debuted on the BILLBOARD Hot 100 in early April 1983, as “Hungry Like The Wolf” was steady in the Top 3. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3W6yf6c-FA

The single “Rio” made a fast climb up the Hot 100, vaulting from No. 31 to No. 17 by the end of April 1983.  But, it lost steam and stalled at No. 14 for 2 weeks in May 1983.  Still, “Rio” remains as one of the band’s most-beloved songs, and was the last song Duran Duran played at the Barclays show, to much applause.

The second song on RIO is the Carnival Remix of “My Own Way,” which was actually released in the U.K. in November 1981, between “Girls On Film” and “Hungry Like The Wolf,” and issued months before RIO was actually released.  Releasing the single between albums worked, and “My Own Way” reached No. 14 in the U.K., No. 10 in Australia, the Top 20 in Finland, Ireland and New Zealand, and reached No. 1 in Portugal.

RIO’s third song is the David Kershenbaum U.S. Remix of “Lonely In Your Nightmare.”  The song was one of 6 songs from RIO with accompanying videos, and most directed by Melbourne, Australia’s Russell Mulcahy, who would work with the band on several videos overall, and who also directed many videos for Elton John, along with classic 80s videos for songs like Spandau Ballet’s “True,” Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse Of The Heart,” “The War Song” by Culture Club, “Sex” by Berlin, “Gypsy” by Fleetwood Mac, “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors, and the second-biggest song of the 1980s, “Bette Davis Eyes” by Kim Carnes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGdLNbIc2ZA

hungry like the wolfThe Night Version of “Hungry Like The Wolf” was RIO’s fourth song, and the album’s second single.  It would be the band’s most-recognized hit and biggest worldwide single, reaching No. 1 in Canada and BILLBOARD’s Rock chart, the Top 10 in the U.K., Australia, Finland, Ireland, South Africa, New Zealand, and the U.S., where it spent 3 weeks at No. 3 on the BILLBOARD Hot 100 in March / April 1983, and ranked No. 17 for all of 1983.

“Hungry Like The Wolf” has been featured in many TV shows and films since its release, and has been covered from the likes of Courtney Love’s band, Hole, the GLEE cast, and an excellent 1997 Ska cover by California’s Reel Big Fish on THE DURAN DURAN TRIBUTE ALBUM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0

Side One of my version of RIO closes with the U.S. Album Remix of “Hold Back The Rain,” six-and-a-half minutes of Dance / Synthpop creaminess.  The original version of this song is four minutes long, and while that version is okay, I never listen to it.  It’s too short and this version is the version I have loved and danced to for 34 years. 

The second side of RIO begins with “New Religion,” and the entire second side remains untouched from the original May 1982 version of the album.  The song is described in the RIO liner notes as “a dialogue between the ego and the alter-ego.”  If you listen closely to the song, you’ll hear dueling Simon Le Bon vocals.

On the album’s seventh track, “Last Chance On The Stairway,” you will hear Nick Rhodes rotate from playing the keyboards and synthesizers to singing backing vocals and playing the marimba (which prolly doesn’t happen often). 

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The U.K. version of “Save A Prayer.”

The eighth song on RIO is “Save A Prayer,” the band’s third single from the album, in both the U.K. and the U.S., though the chart history is quite different.  The song’s popular video was mostly filmed in Sri Lanka, and was a big hit in the U.K. and Ireland, reaching No. 2 in both countries. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uxc9eFcZyM

For reasons still unbeknownst to me, “Save A Prayer” was not initially released as a single here in the U.S., though it was a hit on MTV.  Following the release of the band’s 1984 live album, ARENA, the studio version (with the ARENA live version as the B-side) was finally released in America in early 1985, but I think it was a couple of years too late, as it spent a couple of quick weeks at its No. 16 peak in March 1985. 

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The U.S. version of “Save A Prayer.”

“Save A Prayer” was always a fan favorite (and certainly a favorite with me), and recently came into the international spotlight by way of the California Rock band, Eagles of Death Metal.  On October 30, 2015, Duran Duran and Eagles of Death Metal performed the song on a new version of the long-running British entertainment TV show, TFI FRIDAY, and they did a version of “Save A Prayer” to close out the show (Eagles of Death Metal covered the song on their 2015 album, ZIPPER DOWN). 

Just 2 weeks after the TFI FRIDAY show, Eagles of Death Metal were performing in Paris when the terror attacks occurred there.  Since the attacks, Duran Duran stated that they would donate all of the royalties they get from the cover version to charity.  At the Barclays show last week, “Save A Prayer” was the first song of the 2-song encore (“Rio” was the last song of the night), and Simon Le Bon mentioned Eagles of Death Metal and the Paris attacks, and stated that “Save A Prayer” should “stand as a beacon to show that music is a way of bringing people together, that people are good and that we will not live in fear.”  It’s so true…

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Hey, ocarina!

The ninth and final song on RIO is “The Chauffeur.”  It remains as the band’s most known song that wasn’t released as a single (though it did reach No. 2 on France’s Airplay chart).  It started off a a poem Simon Le Bon wrote two years before joining Duran Duran, and it grew from there.  The flute-like instrument you hear at the end of the song is played by Simon Le Bon and is called an ocarina, an ancient wind instrument that dates back thousands of years. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B__8N5d_LA

The album cover art for RIO was painted by famed Dayton, Ohio artist, Patrick Nagel, who sadly passed away from a heart attack 2 years after RIO was released.   His work on RIO was among his best known images.

One of the many things I love about RIO is that the band is given equal credit on all nine songs – Simon Le Bon, lead vocals; Nick Rhodes, keyboards, synthesizer, backing vocals; John Taylor, bass guitar, backing vocals; Roger Taylor, drums, percussion; and, Andy Taylor, guitar, backing vocals (all three Taylors are not related).  The band’s “unofficial sixth member,” Andy Hamilton, contributed the saxophone, most notably on the song “Rio,” and has played with folks like David Bowie, Tina Turner, Pet Shop Boys, Radiohead, Elton John and Wham!

The band once known as “The Fab Five” got back together to record and tour for their eleventh studio album, 2004’s ASTRONAUT, and it was the band’s first time since 1985 that all five members of the band were together…and the last.  Andy Taylor left the band (again) before their next album, 2007’s RED CARPET MASSACRE. 

The remaining four members all looked terrific and energetic at the Barclays show, and looked like they were having a great time doing what they love to do, and they do that well.  I will never forget that show in Brooklyn, NYC, nor the great time my friend Shawn and I had while there.  It was well worth the 34-year wait; a wait that started upon my first listen of the brilliant album, RIO…

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